I hear a man blaming his wife for "not figuring it out" when he could have simply told her.

You've made clear that you are far too important to be bothered with food choices; whereas, your wife is nobody and has nothing better to think about.

I found it hard to read this, in fact.

We all have our own perspective, but you made no effort to understand hers, and chose to hold onto yours without sharing it, then judged her for not understanding you.

I don't think getting mad a dumb stuff is your problem.