My Sister says Comparisons are Odious: Truer words were never spoken.

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I had a crush on a guy in my high school band. We hung out for a few months but then he fell hard for Danette. She was adorable and very flexible. She used to stretch at lunch.

I remember once she sat down on the lawn and leaned forward with her legs wide apart and touched her head to the ground between her legs, and I thought, does she have a…